Anonymous asked: look up mr ando of the woods on youtube and youll see the origin of the fish and the fish. its a bit weird so you know on your own discretion and with headphones
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Evening dress, early 1820’s

From the collection of Alexandre Vassiliev

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a harry potter au where potions is taught by gordon ramsay


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my favorite thing in stories is when the antagonist doesn’t die, but instead they realize they were being kind of a stupid dick (maybe because the protagonist saved them or something) and then they have to kind of awkwardly tag along with the heroes in order to make up for their mistakes and gradually become slightly less evil


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still laughing about yesterday during gender/sexuality studies class when our professor had everyone chant “VAGINA! PENIS! VAGINA!” a few times to make us more comfortable with saying those terms

and this girl just stands up slowly and says “…this… this isn’t math class…”

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contemporary art 

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Anonymous asked: Cut their peens off, shank em with a butterfly knife, throw em in the gutter where they belong

I love that suggestion actually but they just repulse me so that I can’t even bring myself to touch them with a 10 foot pole, let alone touch their dick to cut it off.

9 hours ago

I am getting so sick of these younger beta guys trying to come up and flirt with me because I look their age but am probably actually like 5 years older than them, and they are also gross creeps

Like I’m really rude and curt with them when they do this you think they’d get the hint. 

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Me getting up in the morning like 

Hittin’ the keyboard like

Friends comin’ online like


reblogging cause this seems strangely accurate

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“There is strong shadow where there is much light”

Johann Wolfgang von Goethe (via henretta84)

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